Chinese sick leave - may offend
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Chinese sick leave - may offend
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel
Great.
I be at work soon.........You got nice house"*
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel
Great.
I be at work soon.........You got nice house"*
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