I don't normally pass on jokes, but this made me giggle. I apologize in advance for those of you that have already read it somewhere A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II
appeared in her hands.
The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.
Cherry Blossom
ROFLMBO! That is toooooo good!
Jeanne
PopPopto her 2 DGS who both are autistic. The oldest one named me PopPop when he was 2 and it just stuck!
PopPopto her 2 DGS who both are autistic. The oldest one named me PopPop when he was 2 and it just stuck!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Ha! Greedy SoB.
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
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