Chocolate Covered Cherry
Lets keep it clean but hysterical...tell me a joke, make me laugh. I have points to give away. A lot of points!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Cherry Picker
Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
Cherry Cropper
What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Nikki
When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
Cherry Bing
How does an elephant turn into a cherry tree??
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
Chocolate Covered Cherry
cubshan wrote:Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
LMBO!! Love it!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Sweet Cherry Pie
My dad just told me this earlier today:
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
Molly
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Nikki_E wrote:What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Eeeew lol
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Cherry Bomb
Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
Ann
Chocolate Covered Cherry
1luckymama wrote:How does an elephant turn into a cherry tree??
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
Hahaha!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Chocolate Covered Cherry
3 Pals wrote:Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
D'oh!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Chocolate Covered Cherry
ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
Chocolate Covered Cherry
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Cherry Garcia
Speaking of skeletons, here's one of my DSs current favorites. You know how some people learn by repetition? I will NEVER forget this one.
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
Heidi
Sweet Cherry Pie
I give up and deleted it
Last edited by bayouscrap on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:55 pm, edited 4 times in total.
Michelle
Born to Crop not to Mop!
Born to Crop not to Mop!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
AnnOminous wrote:ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
Hee hee!! Cute
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Sweet Cherry Pie
What do you call a teacher who won't fart in public?
A private tutor!
A private tutor!
Sweet Cherry Pie
Henu_Nea wrote:
PahaaHaaa!!!!
Michelle
Born to Crop not to Mop!
Born to Crop not to Mop!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Thanks ladies!!!!!!!! Loved them all and you all get points!!!!!!!!!!!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
