Lets keep it clean but hysterical...tell me a joke, make me laugh. I have points to give away. A lot of points!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Nikki
When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
When you see me with a smile on my face, then you'll know I'm a mental case. ~ Alice Cooper
cubshan wrote:Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
LMBO!! Love it!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
My dad just told me this earlier today:
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
Molly
Nikki_E wrote:What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Eeeew lol
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
3 Pals wrote:Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
D'oh!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Speaking of skeletons, here's one of my DSs current favorites. You know how some people learn by repetition? I will NEVER forget this one.
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
Heidi
I give up and deleted it
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Michelle
Born to Crop not to Mop!
Born to Crop not to Mop!
AnnOminous wrote:ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
Hee hee!! Cute
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
What do you call a teacher who won't fart in public?
A private tutor!
A private tutor!
Thanks ladies!!!!!!!! Loved them all and you all get points!!!!!!!!!!!
- Shannon
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
-Lucille Ball