Cherry Addict
It's so cold that when you sneeze the frozen hairs in your nose break off and become projectile missiles.
Queen Mum - Grammy to Princess Bump (Lisa Giann) and Princess Bean (Gia Bella)
Cherry Cola
lol! Mine's not funny, but here it is
It is so cold that my daugther, looking cute as a button all bundled up and with a pink nose, whined the whole way to school that her hands were cold despite the fact that we were in the car with the ineffective heat on and she was wearing gloves and about 6 layers of clothes.
It is so cold that my daugther, looking cute as a button all bundled up and with a pink nose, whined the whole way to school that her hands were cold despite the fact that we were in the car with the ineffective heat on and she was wearing gloves and about 6 layers of clothes.
Chocolate Covered Cherry
It's so cold, only guys with names like, "Ed" and "Bob" have time to write their names in the snow.
If life gives you lemons, go find an annoying person with paper cuts.
Wild Cherry
here is a poem sent to me this morning by my BFF
Its winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Wisconsin
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
Its winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Wisconsin
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
~pam~
Cherry Cola
I found this cartoon:
http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/01/G ... elgium.jpg
It's so cold that people are burning copies of of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth: The Crisis of Global Warming"
http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/01/G ... elgium.jpg
It's so cold that people are burning copies of of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth: The Crisis of Global Warming"
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Bahahaha! Good one, Pam! 
If life gives you lemons, go find an annoying person with paper cuts. Cherry Cola
How about.....
It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!
It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!
Cherry Cola
LOL! I love that poem, Pam! I'm sending it to my sisters who live in Osh Kosh and Baraboo.
Cherry Cola
ok, ok, I have couple more that I found online...
It's SO cold, the news in the middle east has been pushed onto the second-place spots while reporters stand outside, muffled up saying, "It's SO cold..."
It's SO cold ... the local flasher is just giving a description.
It's so cold that farts are freezing in mid-air!
It's so cold that Oprah's Favorite Things consist solely of a pot of chili and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
It's so cold that I have to put my beer in the fridge, to keep it from freezing!It's so cold in Chicago that Obama moved out of town!
It's SO cold, the news in the middle east has been pushed onto the second-place spots while reporters stand outside, muffled up saying, "It's SO cold..."
It's SO cold ... the local flasher is just giving a description.
It's so cold that farts are freezing in mid-air!
It's so cold that Oprah's Favorite Things consist solely of a pot of chili and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
It's so cold that I have to put my beer in the fridge, to keep it from freezing!It's so cold in Chicago that Obama moved out of town!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!
I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:
CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED.
"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries."
I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:
CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED.
"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries."
If life gives you lemons, go find an annoying person with paper cuts.
Cherry Cropper
I got this from a co-worker this morning:
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Sweet Cherry Pie
It's so cold that the icicles are shivering..... ( I know... a lame one) LOL
Firegems
Cherry Garcia
Flapdoodle wrote: Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!
I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:
CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED. :-D
"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries." :?
LMAO!!! now that is funny!!
***Tanya***
Cherry Blossom
LOL!!Henu_Nea wrote: How about.....
It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!
DH liked this one.
“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.”
- Jimmy Buffett
- Jimmy Buffett
Chocolate Covered Cherry
It was so cold . . .
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
haha! I found a bunch of it's so cold jokes here: http://www.athropolis.com/jokes3.htm
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
haha! I found a bunch of it's so cold jokes here: http://www.athropolis.com/jokes3.htm
Cherry Cola
Bwhahahaha! These are all hilarious! I love this thread! We should do this more often!
I can't wait to use that balls to ovaries one!!!! Thanks Flap!
I can't wait to use that balls to ovaries one!!!! Thanks Flap!
Wild Cherry
It's so cold I'm speechless.
8 am
8 am~Tessa
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
Cherry Cola
I can't think of any...but these are all GREAT!
Cherry Cola
Mine isn't funny either . . .
It's so cold here at school that the maintenance dept. is here "looking into" the problem.
Now instead of now air blowing we now have COLD air blowing!!!
It's so cold here at school that the maintenance dept. is here "looking into" the problem.
Now instead of now air blowing we now have COLD air blowing!!!
[img]file:///C:/Users/jscokely/Documents/design%20team%20banner.png[/img]~Nancy~
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Cherry Crush
Mine isn't funny, but it's true...
It's so cold my fuzzy, fluffy dog who loves the snow can't even stay outside more than 5 minutes! She's driving me nuts because she keeps wanting to go out to play in the snow and then barking to come in seconds later. Hilarious!
It's so cold my fuzzy, fluffy dog who loves the snow can't even stay outside more than 5 minutes! She's driving me nuts because she keeps wanting to go out to play in the snow and then barking to come in seconds later. Hilarious!
Laura
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