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[Keling]

  The Dysfunctional Section of the Hallmark
Store

1.     I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
 And now that you've come into my life...
               (Inside
card) - I've changed my mind.

2.     I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
               (Inside
card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you!

3.     As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
               (Inside
card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4.     Congratulations on your promotion.  Before you go....

               (Inside
card) - Will you take the knife from my back?  You'll probably
need it again.

5.     Someday I hope to marry...
               (Inside
card) - Someone other than you.

6.     Happy Birthday!  You look great for your age....

               (Inside
card) - Almost lifelike!

7.     When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
               (Inside
card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.


8.     We've been friends for a very long time...
               (Inside
card) - What do you say we stop?

9.     I'm so miserable without you...
               (Inside
card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10.   Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
               (Inside
card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11.   You are such a good friend.  If we were on a sinking ship
and there was only one life jacket...
                (Inside
card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12.   Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for
your birthday...
                (Inside
card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13.   Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
               (Available
only in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee and West Virginia)

14.   Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help
but wonder...
                (Inside
card) - What was I thinking?

15.   Congratulations on your wedding day!...
                (Inside
card) - Too bad no one likes your husband!

[tinkerbelldani]

  Are these for real?????

[stampaholic85]

 LOL Sure says it all....

[Kimandasmo]

 I need to some of these--- too funny!!!!!!

[rica71]

 I don't know if they are real or not...but man are they funny.

[Firegems]

 ROFL!! There is some of these I would like to send to my EX boyfriend! LOL

[SBcrazee]

 lol.....

[Leeanna]

LOL!

[Grandma Flowers]

 I love cards like that.  I thnk they're hilarious.

[JeanellePaige]

 LMAO at Uncle Dad!! HA HA HA~!

[Renee]

 Hmmmm...I could use a few like these!
LMAO

[sdwhru]

 Too funny!    ROFL.....

[-Shannon-]

 Hee hee hee!

[ncokely]

 Brought a smile to my day!!

[emarie803]

 Pahahahahaha!!!!!!

[JelloShotLady]

 I could use a couple of those........lol

[Wheeliegirl]

 LOL!  Too funny!

[baltoscrapper]

 LOL!

[evilqueen]

 Funny!!!!

[MOM2SNOX]

 ROFL! I know of a few occasions those would be useful for! ;P