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[Queen Mum]

 The background:   A former coworker  (let's call her Carol) never dated or had a relationship.    SHe will be 50 this summer.   

Carol lived iwht her mother (mother had 3 kids without getting married - no biggy, but giving you background)    And then had 2 nieces move in with them (nieces are off spring of brother and his wife)  The nieces are now in their mid 20's and are border line 'slow'

All of them raised quite 'prissy'

Mother died a few years ago.   Carol lost about 100 lbs (well, none of them knew how to cook) 

Carol gets her first boyfriend at age 49.  He's in mid 50's.   Never been married but has had relationships.  Still lives iwht HIS mother! 

Carol  gives me blow by blow of how he wants to sleep with her.  

They finally have her first time in the back seat of her car.  

COME ON FOLKS!  He's in his mid 50's and she's 49!!!  IN a CAR???

So now she has to tell me more and more. Now that it's warmer they have a blanket that they use when they go in to the woods.

She tells me that he's going to a friend's to feed the friend's cats while his friend is on vacation

Carol also tells me taht they "use" the friends house for their 'time together'

She knows that when my grandchild is born that Bud and I will be taking about 2 1/2 weeks to drive to Wyoming.

Yesterday afternoon she stops at my office and offers that she and the boyfriend will 'watch the house' while we're gone.

What she means is that they are looking for a place where they can have their 'fun'

I decline.  

She's pissed at me.

GET A ROOM FOLKS!

Would you have let someone else 'use' your house for this sort of thing?

[corriekate]

 NOT A CHANCE!!!  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....

Grow up and Get a room!

[Mommybruno]

 OMGosh!! I can't believe she asked you that, after telling  you about her other exploits! So glad you said no, how gross would that be??

[-Shannon-]

 I would have declined too! That's so wrong of her to ask you that. And seriously, they're sneaking around at that age? Can't they just afford to get a place of their own?!?!

Talk about an "odd couple". LOL   And she has no right to be mad at you because you declined her "offer to watch your house". It's YOUR house!

[Northern Brat]

 Sheesh...no!

[slicette]

 Okay, the "blow by blow" almost made me spew Kashi all over the place . . . however, the answer would be "no" I wouldn't . . .

[milmomma]

 just ewwww. I can't believe she would even ask!

[ljones2019]

 WOW that is SICK

[ScrapGoo]

 Oh, GROSS!  No way!

[evilqueen]

 That is so gross.  I can't believe her first was in the back seat of the car.  It would be different if she was 16 but not 50.

[Janshotgun]

 That almost made me gag!  That would be a definite NO!

[bumblebby]

 They sound like teenagers...humping all over the place!

[-Tracy-]

 

[davsar]

 Oh my goodness - I don't know if I think it is sweet that they found love finally OR think that they are just two sex-crazed adults acting like kids??  I'm right with you saying "No" to the house watching.  She'll just have to get over it.

[craftyfool]

 ROFL at the LOLcat.

But yeah...I totally agree.  That IS some kinda wrong. 

[TheFiberLady]

 ewwwww

[scrapNslack]

 I can't believe she had the balls to ask!

[lizziej]

 OMG!  That is GROSS!!!  My house would be off limits for that!!! 

[sarahwhithers]

 WHAT???!!!!
Wow, that is just redonkulous! First of all, they should damn well get an apartment or something. They're old enough, you can't tell me it's not possible! Man, If I'm still living at home at 30 I would be upset, never mind 50! Yikes!

And what nerve does she have to be pissed at you? You know what her intentions are, and it's just wrong. SO Weird!

[Laura Fiore]

 Awww, don't be a spoilsport Gloria!!!!

Ewwww, can't you just imagine coming home from that vacation? Wondering if anywhere was "safe" to sit?

I'd be grossed out too!