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Post by **TheFiberLady** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:07 pm

so yesterday my dh asks me "are you sure our kitty is a boy kitty?"

I say "why would you ask that?" puzzled

he says "well he has t!ts"

I say "ya sooo?"

he says "well girl kittens have t!ts"

to that i lift my shirt up and ask my dh "how many do you see on me?"

he snickers and says "2"

i lift up his shirt and said "how many do you have?"

to which he all of a sudden gets that really stupid like "omgawd i can't believe i asked that question so now how do i back out of this situation look"

i said "well look at there you have 2 also, so does that make you a girl?"

to which he replies " well i just meant why does he have so many?"(ya right)

i still am amazed i'm still having this conversation with him and say" i have 2 you have 2, tigger has 8 and itty bitty has 8, now we are all even" lol

I guess all those times I accused him of being born in a barn couldn't possibly be true, this old mcdonald doesn't even know his animals lol

Smiley-Scrap8 · Post by **Smiley-Scrap8** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:27 pm

giggle, giggle

dianagirly · Post by **dianagirly** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:59 pm

LOL

-Shannon- · Post by **-Shannon-** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:07 am

*snicker*

lol

Monroe1218 · Post by **Monroe1218** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:10 am

That is way too funny!!!

Northern Brat · Post by **Northern Brat** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:20 am

Haha!!!

mommy2bean · Post by **mommy2bean** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:23 am

LOL!!

AnnOminous · Post by **AnnOminous** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:09 am

I actually had some people return a puppy to me saying that they could tell that he'd had surgery on stomach from the scars. I asked them to point out the scars. Yep, it was his nipples!! I gladly refunded their money!!!!!

Judes · Post by **Judes** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:16 am

Ahahaha!

Leeanna · Post by **Leeanna** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:21 am

Art_Teacher · Post by **Art_Teacher** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:02 am

That is priceless! Think he would be offended if you scrapped that story?

evilqueen · Post by **evilqueen** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:04 am

LOL!!!

ArmyWife95 · Post by **ArmyWife95** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:19 am

That's cute, Wendy!!

Queen Mum · Post by **Queen Mum** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:46 am

I am cracking up here.

Pegster · Post by **Pegster** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:08 am

LOL!! Too funny!

beachlover · Post by **beachlover** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:08 am

LOL!!! too funny!!!!

beachlover · Post by **beachlover** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:09 am

jinx Pegster!!! lol!

Mommybruno · Post by **Mommybruno** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:39 am

That's hilarious!

ljones2019 · Post by **ljones2019** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:43 am

LOL how funny

pjw · Post by **pjw** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:52 am

LOL ~ he just had a slow brain moment!

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