Tiki Bar Mgr
and ones repeated from previous ones do NOT count...so for points...tell me a H'ween joke!
WAS a TIKI BAR GIRL AND ALWAYS WILL BE
Chocolate Covered Cherry
JulesinParadise wrote:and ones repeated from previous ones do NOT count...so for points...tell me a H'ween joke!
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Cherry Bark
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Brandy 
Cherry Bing
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end....boo, I know!
A dead end....boo, I know!
Lisa
Cherry Cola
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for “tick or tweet” !
It was for “tick or tweet” !
Bowl Full of Cherries
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
Trom-BONE.
Sweet Cherry Pie
What did the Witch say at her support group?
"I have a tendency to fly off the handle!"
"I have a tendency to fly off the handle!"
Scrapycandy
Bowl Full of Cherries
HALLOWEEN! -- An Introduction and an Index
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'Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed,
With thoughts of amusement going through my head.
Turned off my computer and thought as I may
Of vampires of old and vampires of today.
Of spooky old movies and Halloween parties,
Of course trick or treating
(hope they don't hand out Smarties).
And witches and ghosts and gravediggers, I fear,
So that old haunted house, I will never go near.
When you see spooky places, just take my advice,
And don't go in rooms filled with ghosts, bats, and mice.
So don't risk your life going looking for spooks,
Just go to a party with some good friendly kooks.
Or gather your family, carve a pumpkin and think
What to have your kids do, and go pick up a drink.
Tell a joke to your friends, but be careful, you'll see
That a couple wrong moves might mean eternity.
Now put on that costume and dress yourself up.
You can be Ninja Nun or that RCA Pup.
But be very careful or else you might see
That ghosts and vampires aren't really PC.
So now you can think, as you turn out that light
That there's no such thing and that you are all right.
Look under your bed, though, and then you might see...
Nothing! We aren't afraid of ghosts now, are we?
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'Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed,
With thoughts of amusement going through my head.
Turned off my computer and thought as I may
Of vampires of old and vampires of today.
Of spooky old movies and Halloween parties,
Of course trick or treating
(hope they don't hand out Smarties).
And witches and ghosts and gravediggers, I fear,
So that old haunted house, I will never go near.
When you see spooky places, just take my advice,
And don't go in rooms filled with ghosts, bats, and mice.
So don't risk your life going looking for spooks,
Just go to a party with some good friendly kooks.
Or gather your family, carve a pumpkin and think
What to have your kids do, and go pick up a drink.
Tell a joke to your friends, but be careful, you'll see
That a couple wrong moves might mean eternity.
Now put on that costume and dress yourself up.
You can be Ninja Nun or that RCA Pup.
But be very careful or else you might see
That ghosts and vampires aren't really PC.
So now you can think, as you turn out that light
That there's no such thing and that you are all right.
Look under your bed, though, and then you might see...
Nothing! We aren't afraid of ghosts now, are we?
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Cherry Cola
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with!!
A. He had no body to dance with!!
what kind of mistakes to goblins make?
BOO Boo's
BOO Boo's
Cherry Blossom
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
Lemon-slime...
Denise
Mom to Nicole and Michael
Mom to Nicole and Michael
Bowl Full of Cherries
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
Wrap!!!!!
- joannie
Chocolate Covered Cherry
What do you get when you multiply a pumpkin's circumference by 3 times its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
(and if my math is wrong and I messed up the joke, I apologize in advance
)
Pumpkin Pi
(and if my math is wrong and I messed up the joke, I apologize in advance
)Happy Scrapping!
Anne-Marie
Anne-Marie
Cherry Bing
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb??
Only one, but she changes it into a toad.
(Thanks to my 12yo for that one. LOL)
Only one, but she changes it into a toad.
(Thanks to my 12yo for that one. LOL)
DaLynn - homeschooling 3 boys ages 12, 8, and 7
breastfeeding and cloth diapering boy/girl year-old twins
loving my hubby Bill, and my Jesus as Lord
and scrapping it all... in my spare time.
breastfeeding and cloth diapering boy/girl year-old twins
loving my hubby Bill, and my Jesus as Lord
and scrapping it all... in my spare time.
Chocolate Covered Cherry
dalynnrmc wrote:How many witches does it take to change a light bulb??
Only one, but she changes it into a toad.
(Thanks to my 12yo for that one. LOL)
I totally let out a hoot when I read that! I love it!!
Cherry Bing
Do you know which skyscraper is Haunted????
The Vampire State building
The Vampire State building
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