Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:40 pm
Lets keep it clean but hysterical...tell me a joke, make me laugh. I have points to give away. A lot of points!
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Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:41 pm
Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:42 pm
What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:42 pm
How does an elephant turn into a cherry tree??
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:43 pm
cubshan wrote:Well, the good thing is, I am sexually harrassing my staff...bad thing is, I am self employed!!!
LMBO!! Love it!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:43 pm
My dad just told me this earlier today:
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
An 86 year old couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. The little old lady leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let a silent fart, what should I do?" The old man responds: "You need to turn up your hearing aid!!!"
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:43 pm
Nikki_E wrote:What is the definition of a skeleton?
Bones with the person scrapped off.
Eeeew lol
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:44 pm
Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:44 pm
1luckymama wrote:How does an elephant turn into a cherry tree??
He paints his balls red!!!!
OOOOOOO did I say that.
Hahaha!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:44 pm
3 Pals wrote:Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
D'oh!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:47 pm
ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:48 pm
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:48 pm
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:48 pm
Speaking of skeletons, here's one of my DSs current favorites. You know how some people learn by repetition? I will NEVER forget this one.
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
What do skeletons always carry with them?
Cell bones!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:49 pm
I give up and deleted it
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:49 pm
AnnOminous wrote:ok, this one is as G rated as they come....
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For Bird flu you need "tweetment" and for Swine Flu you need "oinkment"
Hee hee!! Cute
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:51 pm
What do you call a teacher who won't fart in public?
A private tutor!
A private tutor!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:55 pm
Henu_Nea wrote:
PahaaHaaa!!!!
Re: Comedy time **Points awarded**
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:56 pm
Thanks ladies!!!!!!!! Loved them all and you all get points!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Comedy time
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:59 pm
Yay! Thanks. Congrats ladies!