Share with me your most creative way to get kicked out of Walmart! The 5 top funniest entries (to my dh) will win some points. I'll give you until 12:30 to post!
These were hilarious to read!!
20 Points each to 1luckymama, IreneP, KBeachy, Renee, happayscrappy for posting ones that made my husband spew his drink!!!
Cherry Addict
oh THIS is gonna be good!! hahahahaha where is Mags and Patti?? I bet they have THE best stories? 
Cherry Bing
Hang out in the fitting room for a few minuted and then yell out there is no toilet paper in this stall, can someone pass some over!! 
Cherry Cola
Go around and put mustaches and pirate earrings on the yellow smiley faces!!
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Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Scrapbooking began in the Bible Ps. 78:3-4
Personal best-31 LO's completed 6/2010
Cherry Picker
Take on that group of 5 Gang Bangers strolling through the isles intmedating everyone.
Stupid city punks affraid of this country girl!
Stupid city punks affraid of this country girl!
92 Memory Pages So Far In 2009
Chocolate Covered Cherry
LOL, can't wait to see what the creative ladies at ACOT come up with!
"a heart in love with beauty never grows old" 
(turkish proverb)
(turkish proverb)
Cherry Cola
I say you go to lawn & garden, grab a couple lawn chairs and a table. Then head over to food and get some chips, cheese and soda (I would say beer, but I don't think they sell that in walmart), then head over to electronics and set up your chair in front of the tvs to watch the game.
Cyndi
I NEED SA - Scrappers Anonymous!!!
Cherry Bing
Pull the fire alarm???
Cherry Bing
Go to the toy section and get a bike off the rack/shelf (perferably one with a horn) and ride it throughout the store honking the horn at people to get out of your way. Stop and ask store associates for directions to random deparments or made up locations.
Semper Fi
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Make a trail of tomato juice to the bathroom
Cherry Berry
Hand the manager a bottle of shampoo and some deodorant.
Chocolate Covered Cherry
Cherry Cola
This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KBeachy wrote: Go to the toy section and get a bike off the rack/shelf (perferably one with a horn) and ride it throughout the store honking the horn at people to get out of your way. Stop and ask store associates for directions to random deparments or made up locations.
Cyndi
I NEED SA - Scrappers Anonymous!!!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
How about start up a basketball game with that big ball holder in the toy dept. Just start tossing balls all over
Cherry Bing
offer to be a personal shopper to everyone that comes in the store and then only take people to the children's clothing section and the soap aisle
Sweet Cherry Pie
There's 3 of us here, here are our entries:
Julia-- Flag football; or no-holds tackle football. (Be sure to have someone dressed in referree gear and watch out -or don't- for innocent bystanders)
Angela-- Run through the entire store, screaming, "They're after me! They're after me! Don't you see them?" (As loud as you can, and running as fast as you can; especially when the guards start chasing)
Kristen--Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
Julia-- Flag football; or no-holds tackle football. (Be sure to have someone dressed in referree gear and watch out -or don't- for innocent bystanders)
Angela-- Run through the entire store, screaming, "They're after me! They're after me! Don't you see them?" (As loud as you can, and running as fast as you can; especially when the guards start chasing)
Kristen--Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
Chocolate Covered Cherry
How about climb into a cooler and jump out when you hear someone coming down the aisle. LMBO
Sweet Cherry Pie
This is an old email I got over Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to
Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in
and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her
from the store.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code
3' in housewares"... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him him, he begins to cry and
asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk
if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission
Impossible' theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ....
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to
Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in
and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her
from the store.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code
3' in housewares"... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him him, he begins to cry and
asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk
if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission
Impossible' theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ....
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Wild Cherry
Go through the Soda Isle and take all the Caps off all the Coke Products for the Coke Rewards!!!! It doesn't say anything about requires purchase for participation!!!
It doesn't say anything about requires purchase for participation!!!~ Carissa ~
Cherry Cola
Grab a bottle of wine, a case of beer, and some muchies. Then invite all of your friends into the store for a Wally World Party.
