Birthday and Age quotes
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:50 pm
All I Ever to Know About Birthday I Learned From My Cat
- Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.
- Give attitude - get attention.
- If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.
- Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
- Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.
- Take the day off and lie in the sun.
- Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
- Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.
- Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.
- If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.
- Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
- And remember...curiosity might kill you, but birthdays never will!