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Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:47 pm
by AlwaysHappy
Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't
help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,
and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you
'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
____________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep
with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,
she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY –
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER:winkb:
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:51 pm
by Retiree3
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:53 pm
by emarie803
Pahahahaha!!!!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:03 pm
by JeanG
I've always thought this one is hilarious!!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:23 pm
by pawprints
That was GREAT!!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:17 am
by scraptag
That is one smart mother!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:49 am
by killarney_rose
I so have to email this to my mother! It is so great! She'll get a good laugh! I'm about to unplug this laptop and take it in for my son to read, LOL!
Reminds me of something I did during my summers in college to hide living with my then boyfriend from his mother, my mother and grandmother. My boyfriend lived in North Carolina and his mother was my grandmother's best friend. And no he didn't become my husband. My grandmother went to the mountains for the summer so she was not the problem. His mother was the trick! My mother of course was back in Texas.
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:20 am
by Sus79
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:45 am
by Nikki_E
Now that is funny!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:09 am
by JustJessa
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:09 am
by carrie123
How funny!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:27 am
by oceanbreezes423
That was great! And its true, we mothers KNOW, lol.
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:35 am
by letumom
Oh, so funny. Thanks for the laugh. Amazing how kids think they can pull the wool on moms....
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:37 am
by lpap0807
Got to love a mom's wisdom! Kids everywhere...beware! lol
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:03 am
by kennabeans
That is awesome!!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:41 am
by JulesinParadise
Tee Hee...now where did I put that gravy ladle?
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:51 am
by Luv2Create
I love that!! I had never seen it before!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:55 am
by grifscap
Got to love this mom.
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:00 am
by megamay
lol - that was great!
Re: Never lie to your mother...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:24 am
by gonecamping
I love it!!!! too funny