Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy
any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed
man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She
knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
Cherry Jubilee
OMG ---too funny!!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
I've read this joke before but the woman were engineers and the men were accountants. I thought it was funny cuz I'm an accountant and the BF is in school to be an engineer. He got a kick out of it, that's for sure. haha!
Cherry Cola
Hilarious! Dh didn't think so, though!! 
I wonder, sometimes, if we ever give God a headache.
Bowl Full of Cherries
LOL!
I used to be a "celebrity cherry", but now I'm in re-hab...... Holy Carp!
Sweet Cherry Pie
Tee hee hee!! That was super cute, thanks for sharing!!!!
Cherry Cropper
Clever!
Nikki
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Cherry Bing
That is hilarious!!! I don't know how they think they're smarter then us!!
Semper Fi
Cherry Bomb
Tears are running down my face because I'm laughing so hard! I'm so giving this to my husband and coworkers!
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