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It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:05 am
by Queen Mum
It's so cold that when you sneeze the frozen hairs in your nose break off and become projectile missiles.
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:10 am
by megamay
lol! Mine's not funny, but here it is
It is so cold that my daugther, looking cute as a button all bundled up and with a pink nose, whined the whole way to school that her hands were cold despite the fact that we were in the car with the ineffective heat on and she was wearing gloves and about 6 layers of clothes.
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:15 am
by Flapdoodle
It's so cold, only guys with names like, "Ed" and "Bob" have time to write their names in the snow.
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:18 am
by 4peasinourpod
here is a poem sent to me this morning by my BFF
Its winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Wisconsin
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:25 am
by Henu_Nea
I found this cartoon:
http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/01/G ... elgium.jpg
It's so cold that people are burning copies of of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth: The Crisis of Global Warming"
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:27 am
by Flapdoodle
Bahahaha! Good one, Pam!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:27 am
by Henu_Nea
How about.....
It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:29 am
by Henu_Nea
LOL! I love that poem, Pam! I'm sending it to my sisters who live in Osh Kosh and Baraboo.
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:47 am
by Henu_Nea
ok, ok, I have couple more that I found online...
It's SO cold, the news in the middle east has been pushed onto the second-place spots while reporters stand outside, muffled up saying, "It's SO cold..."
It's SO cold ... the local flasher is just giving a description.
It's so cold that farts are freezing in mid-air!
It's so cold that Oprah's Favorite Things consist solely of a pot of chili and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
It's so cold that I have to put my beer in the fridge, to keep it from freezing!It's so cold in Chicago that Obama moved out of town!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:55 am
by Flapdoodle
Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!
I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:
CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED. 
"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries."
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:57 am
by WV Scrapper
I got this from a co-worker this morning:
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Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:00 pm
by Firegems
It's so cold that the icicles are shivering..... ( I know... a lame one) LOL
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:00 pm
by gonecamping
Flapdoodle wrote: Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!
I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:
CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED. :-D
"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries." :?
LMAO!!! now that is funny!!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:04 pm
by JelloShotLady
Henu_Nea wrote: How about.....
It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!
LOL!!
DH liked this one.
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:45 pm
by sarahwhithers
It was so cold . . .
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
haha! I found a bunch of it's so cold jokes here: http://www.athropolis.com/jokes3.htm
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:53 pm
by Henu_Nea
Bwhahahaha! These are all hilarious! I love this thread! We should do this more often!
I can't wait to use that balls to ovaries one!!!! Thanks Flap!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:10 pm
by asset
It's so cold I'm speechless.
8 am
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:13 pm
by craftyfool
I can't think of any...but these are all GREAT!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:45 pm
by ncokely
Mine isn't funny either . . .
It's so cold here at school that the maintenance dept. is here "looking into" the problem.
Now instead of now air blowing we now have COLD air blowing!!!
Re: It's so cold (finish the sentence game)
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:48 pm
by Art_Teacher
Mine isn't funny, but it's true...
It's so cold my fuzzy, fluffy dog who loves the snow can't even stay outside more than 5 minutes! She's driving me nuts because she keeps wanting to go out to play in the snow and then barking to come in seconds later. Hilarious!
