I
was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked
her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to
be President!"
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?", I asked her. ( Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there )
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow
- what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're
President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass,
pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
you over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs out, and
you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."
Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few
seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye
and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
Cherry Garcia
Too funny! Good one 
~Sara~
LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH and LEARN!
LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH and LEARN!
Wild Cherry
LMAO
~Tessa
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
I'm not saying forget what you lost
I suppose there's a purpose in pain
What we make of ourselves has a cost
And it's paid every time we take hold of the reins
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Cherry Cropper
Love that one!
Chocolate Covered Cherry
LOL!!
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