Oh WoW...LOL notice number 5

[Ayla]

1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Ayla for the rest of the day!
   
2. The risk of being struck by Ayla is one occurence every 9,300 years!
   
3. Scientists have discovered that Ayla can smell the presence of autism in children!
   
4. About 100 people choke to death on Ayla each year.
   
5. Ayla is only six percent water!
   
6. Contrary to popular belief, Ayla is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
   
7. The international dialling code for Ayla is 672!
   
8. Ayla was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
   
9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Ayla, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
   
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Ayla floating in their swimming pools.

[Ayla]

This is too funny!!!

[JDs Mom]

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to JD's Mom!
   
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating JD's Mom from each salad served in first class.
   
3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and JD's Mom has 7.
   
4. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as JD's Mom.
   
5. JD's Mom was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
   
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like JD's Mom!
   
7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of JD's Mom in a day.
   
8. JD's Mom can be seen from space.
   
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with JD's Mom and water.
   
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's JD's Mom supply!

I wasn't gonna do this, just laugh at yall's, but this is too funny. Apparently since I can be seen from space, they need to start feeding me those salads at American Airlines!!

[Ayla]

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to JD's Mom!
   
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating JD's Mom from each salad served in first class.
   
3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and JD's Mom has 7.
   
4. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as JD's Mom.
   
5. JD's Mom was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
   
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like JD's Mom!
   
7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of JD's Mom in a day.
   
8. JD's Mom can be seen from space.
   
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with JD's Mom and water.
   
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's JD's Mom supply!

I wasn't gonna do this, just laugh at yall's, but this is too funny. Apparently since I can be seen from space, they need to start feeding me those salads at American Airlines!!

They didn't feed you the salads, you were in the salads! lol I like that you're part of a pencil and yet can be seen from outer space...that is talent!

[shayla_rose]

1. Shayla_rose can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
   
2. A thimbleful of Shayla_rose would weigh over 100 million tons.
   
3. Shayla_rose is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes! (lmao well I am 50% Black and 50% Italian!)
   
4. Shayla_rose is incapable of sleep.
   
5. Shayla_roseology is the study of Shayla_rose.
   
6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Shayla_rose!
   
7. Shayla_rose was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
   
8. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Shayla_rose is near.
   
9. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Shayla_rose in 1504, after eighteen months work.
   
10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shayla_rose. (ahh my mother is always telling me I need to get some sun.. well it takes 8 minutes!)

[msseptmbr]

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow msseptmbr to vote.
   
2. Finding msseptmbr on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
   
3. Msseptmbr is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
   
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at msseptmbr.
   
5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with msseptmbr.
   
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into msseptmbr.
   
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as msseptmbr would protect them from evil spirits.
   
8. It's bad luck to put msseptmbr on a bed!
   
9. Msseptmbr, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
   
10. Research indicates that msseptmbr will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

[Ayla]

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow msseptmbr to vote.
   
2. Finding msseptmbr on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
   
3. Msseptmbr is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
   
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at msseptmbr.
   
5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with msseptmbr.
   
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into msseptmbr.
   
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as msseptmbr would protect them from evil spirits.
   
8. It's bad luck to put msseptmbr on a bed!
   
9. Msseptmbr, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
   
10. Research indicates that msseptmbr will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

LOL..love that you're only half human!

[TraciL]

I used sway2865 but I don't think I have that on here right now because I was traumatized with all the changes a few months back. (lol)

1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in sway2865. really, did they have to reference size?
   
2. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are sway2865!
   
3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's sway2865 supply.
   
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes sway2865!
   
5. Sway2865 was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
   
6. Grapes explode if you put them inside sway2865!
   
7. Sway2865 will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
   
8. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as sway2865!
   
9. In her entire life, sway2865 will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey. and I hate honey so that's funny
   
10. Antarctica is the only continent without sway2865!

[shayla_rose]

rofl!!! oh my goodness yours was good lol! Mines was pretty boring!

[AmyTeets]

Hilarious!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amy Teets!
In Chinese, the sound 'Amy Teets' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
Antarctica is the only continent without Amy Teets!
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Amy Teets.
Amy Teets cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach! ( TRUE FACT)
Amy Teets was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Amy Teets.
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Amy Teets!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Amy Teets!
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Amy Teets.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Amy Teets.

[Ayla]

Hilarious!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amy Teets!
In Chinese, the sound 'Amy Teets' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
Antarctica is the only continent without Amy Teets!
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Amy Teets.
Amy Teets cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach! ( TRUE FACT)
Amy Teets was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Amy Teets.
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Amy Teets!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Amy Teets!
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Amy Teets.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Amy Teets.

LOL..like that one!

[stampaholic85]

1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like stampaholic85!
   
2. The liquid inside stampaholic85 can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
   
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than stampaholic85!
   
4. A stampaholic85ometer is used to measure stampaholic85.
   
5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than stampaholic85.
   
6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets stampaholic85.
   
7. Medieval knights put the skin of stampaholic85 on their sword handles to improve the grip.
   
8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting stampaholic85 on.
   
9. If you chew gum while peeling stampaholic85 then it will stop you from crying!
   
10. Stampaholic85 is the world's largest rodent!

[SusanZennario]

this was funny~~

1. Susanzennario can smell some things up to six miles away!
   
2. Susanzennario is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
   
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of susanzennario!
   
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in susanzennario.
   
5. Susanzennario has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
   
6. Over 2000 people have now climbed susanzennario, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
   
7. Susanzennario will often glow under UV light.
   
8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have susanzennario for the rest of the day.
   
9. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and susanzennario.
   
10. Susanzennario can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!`

[emarie803]

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in emarie803.
   
2. You can tell if emarie803 has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
   
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of emarie803.
   
4. Ostriches stick their heads in emarie803 not to hide but to look for water.
   
5. California is the biggest exporter of emarie803 in the world.
   
6. Over 46,000 pieces of emarie803 float on every square mile of ocean!
   
7. It's bad luck to put emarie803 on a bed!
   
8. Emarie803 can taste with her feet.
   
9. Astronauts get taller when they are in emarie803.
   
10. In 1982 Time Magazine named emarie803 its 'Man of the Year'!

[javalove]

Here's mine. Good to know that I'm the same size as the international space station!

1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like javalove.
   
2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of javalove.
   
3. Javalove is only six percent water.
   
4. Javalove is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
   
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that javalove is near!
   
6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained javalove.
   
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as javalove!
   
8. Javalove can sleep with one eye open.
   
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of javalove every year!
   
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating javalove from each salad served in first class.

[PezKat]

Mine is just wrong in so many ways...

1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with PezKat in your mouth.
   
2. PezKat can turn her stomach inside out.
   
3. PezKat is worth her weight in gold - literally!
   
4. PezKat can't sweat.
   
5. The risk of being struck by PezKat is one occurence every 9,300 years.
   
6. It is impossible to fold PezKat more than seven times.
   
7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, PezKat is the victim.
   
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating PezKat from each salad served in first class.
   
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as PezKat!
   
10. PezKat can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!

I wish #4 were true!! (Hottest summer in 3 years & no AC in my car... definitely *NOT* true!) I think #6 is probably true, lol. And #10? *SHUDDER*!! (I'm more scared of spiders than Ron Weasley is...)

[gine]

Oh WoW...LOL notice number 5

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gine!

1. Gine was originally called Cheerioats.
   
2. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in gine.
   
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub gine'.
   
4. In 1982 Time Magazine named gine its 'Man of the Year'.
   
5. Over 2000 people have now climbed gine, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
   
6. The porpoise is second to gine as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
   
7. Gine can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
   
8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by gine!
   
9. About one tenth of gine is permanently covered in ice!
   
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of gine.

[letumom]

Ok. the first one had me rolling. I think #1 and #4 are fighting each other.

1. Letumom can use only about ten percent of her brain.
   
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of letumom.
   
3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of letumom.
   
4. The porpoise is second to letumom as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
   
5. New Zealand was the first place to allow letumom to vote!
   
6. Letumom is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
   
7. Letumom is incapable of sleep.
   
8. Letumom kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
   
9. Letumom is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
   
10. It's bad luck to put letumom on a bed!

[MamaK321]

oh these are HORRIBLE!!
Tracy... ROTFLOL!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about MamaK321!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into mamaK321.
   
2. Americans discard enough mamaK321 to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
   
3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on mamaK321.
   
4. MamaK321 can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
   
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in mamaK321.
   
6. MamaK321 is the largest of Saturn's moons!
   
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about mamaK321.
   
8. If you put a drop of liquor on mamaK321, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
   
9. MamaK321 can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
   
10. MamaK321 can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.

[glo85cam]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Glo85cam!

1. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with glo85cam!
   
2. Glo85cam is actually a mammal, not a fish!
   
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by glo85cam.
   
4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of glo85cam!
   
5. Glo85cam is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
   
6. The porpoise is second to glo85cam as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
   
7. Glo85cam is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
   
8. Michelangelo finished his great statue of glo85cam in 1504, after eighteen months work!
   
9. Glo85cam will often glow under UV light!
   
10. If you drop glo85cam from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!