It's so cold (finish the sentence game)

Queen Mum · Post by **Queen Mum** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:05 am

It's so cold that when you sneeze the frozen hairs in your nose break off and become projectile missiles.

megamay · Post by **megamay** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:10 am

lol! Mine's not funny, but here it is

It is so cold that my daugther, looking cute as a button all bundled up and with a pink nose, whined the whole way to school that her hands were cold despite the fact that we were in the car with the ineffective heat on and she was wearing gloves and about 6 layers of clothes.

Flapdoodle · Post by **Flapdoodle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:15 am

It's so cold, only guys with names like, "Ed" and "Bob" have time to write their names in the snow.

4peasinourpod · Post by **4peasinourpod** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:18 am

here is a poem sent to me this morning by my BFF

Its winter in Wisconsin
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At twenty-five below.

    Oh how I love Wisconsin
   When the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Wisconsin
    'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!

Henu_Nea · Post by **Henu_Nea** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:25 am

I found this cartoon:

http://newsbusters.org/static/2009/01/G ... elgium.jpg

It's so cold that people are burning copies of of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth: The Crisis of Global Warming"

Flapdoodle · Post by **Flapdoodle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:27 am

Bahahaha! Good one, Pam!

Henu_Nea · Post by **Henu_Nea** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:27 am

How about.....

It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!

Henu_Nea · Post by **Henu_Nea** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:29 am

LOL! I love that poem, Pam! I'm sending it to my sisters who live in Osh Kosh and Baraboo.

Henu_Nea · Post by **Henu_Nea** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:47 am

ok, ok, I have couple more that I found online...

It's SO cold, the news in the middle east has been pushed onto the second-place spots while reporters stand outside, muffled up saying, "It's SO cold..."

It's SO cold ... the local flasher is just giving a description.

It's so cold that farts are freezing in mid-air!

It's so cold that Oprah's Favorite Things consist solely of a pot of chili and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

It's so cold that I have to put my beer in the fridge, to keep it from freezing!It's so cold in Chicago that Obama moved out of town!

Flapdoodle · Post by **Flapdoodle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:55 am

Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!

I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:

CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED.

"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries."

WV Scrapper · Post by **WV Scrapper** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:57 am

I got this from a co-worker this morning:

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Firegems · Post by **Firegems** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:00 pm

It's so cold that the icicles are shivering..... ( I know... a lame one) LOL

gonecamping · Post by **gonecamping** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:00 pm

Flapdoodle wrote: Wunnea----you got me back on the farts freezing in mid-air one!!! BUWAAHAA!!!

I found one online too--- only I can use my hubby in it since he's out delivering mail as I type:

CAREFUL. This is a bit R-RATED. :-D

"It's sooooooo cold, my DH's balls turned into ovaries." :?

LMAO!!! now that is funny!!

JelloShotLady · Post by **JelloShotLady** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:04 pm

Henu_Nea wrote: How about.....

It's so cold Britney Spears has been forced to wear underwear!

LOL!!
DH liked this one.

sarahwhithers · Post by **sarahwhithers** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:45 pm

It was so cold . . .
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

haha! I found a bunch of it's so cold jokes here: http://www.athropolis.com/jokes3.htm

Henu_Nea · Post by **Henu_Nea** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:53 pm

Bwhahahaha! These are all hilarious! I love this thread! We should do this more often!

I can't wait to use that balls to ovaries one!!!! Thanks Flap!

Post by **asset** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:10 pm

It's so cold I'm speechless.

8 am

craftyfool · Post by **craftyfool** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:13 pm

I can't think of any...but these are all GREAT!

ncokely · Post by **ncokely** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:45 pm

Mine isn't funny either . . .

It's so cold here at school that the maintenance dept. is here "looking into" the problem.
Now instead of now air blowing we now have COLD air blowing!!!

Art_Teacher · Post by **Art_Teacher** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:48 pm

Mine isn't funny, but it's true...
It's so cold my fuzzy, fluffy dog who loves the snow can't even stay outside more than 5 minutes! She's driving me nuts because she keeps wanting to go out to play in the snow and then barking to come in seconds later. Hilarious!

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