got a funny for ya all
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got a funny for ya all
so yesterday my dh asks me "are you sure our kitty is a boy kitty?"
I say "why would you ask that?" puzzled
he says "well he has t!ts"
I say "ya sooo?"
he says "well girl kittens have t!ts"
to that i lift my shirt up and ask my dh "how many do you see on me?"
he snickers and says "2"
i lift up his shirt and said "how many do you have?"
to which he all of a sudden gets that really stupid like "omgawd i can't believe i asked that question so now how do i back out of this situation look"
i said "well look at there you have 2 also, so does that make you a girl?"
to which he replies " well i just meant why does he have so many?"(ya right)
i still am amazed i'm still having this conversation with him and say" i have 2 you have 2, tigger has 8 and itty bitty has 8, now we are all even" lol
I guess all those times I accused him of being born in a barn couldn't possibly be true, this old mcdonald doesn't even know his animals lol
I say "why would you ask that?" puzzled
he says "well he has t!ts"
I say "ya sooo?"
he says "well girl kittens have t!ts"
to that i lift my shirt up and ask my dh "how many do you see on me?"
he snickers and says "2"
i lift up his shirt and said "how many do you have?"
to which he all of a sudden gets that really stupid like "omgawd i can't believe i asked that question so now how do i back out of this situation look"
i said "well look at there you have 2 also, so does that make you a girl?"
to which he replies " well i just meant why does he have so many?"(ya right)
i still am amazed i'm still having this conversation with him and say" i have 2 you have 2, tigger has 8 and itty bitty has 8, now we are all even" lol
I guess all those times I accused him of being born in a barn couldn't possibly be true, this old mcdonald doesn't even know his animals lol
Wendy.....love my puppies!!!!!
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Re: got a funny for ya all
*snicker*
lol
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Re: got a funny for ya all
Haha!!!
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I actually had some people return a puppy to me saying that they could tell that he'd had surgery on stomach from the scars. I asked them to point out the scars. Yep, it was his nipples!! I gladly refunded their money!!!!!
Re: got a funny for ya all
Ahahaha!
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Re: got a funny for ya all
That is priceless! Think he would be offended if you scrapped that story?
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Re: got a funny for ya all
LOL!!!
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That's cute, Wendy!!
Re: got a funny for ya all
I am cracking up here.
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LOL!!! too funny!!!!
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jinx Pegster!!! lol!
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That's hilarious!
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